You are a Godess. Some would argue that's a pretty good start in life.
A thing to know about Gods, is that there are 3 categories of Gods: there are the cool Gods, the okay Gods, and the crappy Gods.
Guess which category you belong to...
So there you are, being bullied and humiliated by the other Gods, living painfully your immortal life. You don't even seem to have any power, any Godish ability. You spend your time messing around, desperately trying to discover yourself some hidden aptitude. Maybe if you try hard enough, you will achieve something?
Now player, be warned: your quest will start harshly. This game isn't nice. You will suffer. You will rage. Progression will be tedious, mistakes will be punished, you may even feel like there is no way to progress. Feel free to give up. Many will. If you do not though, if you are brave enough to endure the frustration and go through the trial... A very peculiar adventure will be there for you to live!
Good luck :]
This game works better with Google Chrome.Version: 0.19.0.1
Human World
You knew it! You DO have powers! With emotion flowing through your chest, you contemplate your creation.
Of course, the prostitute you gave life to seems a bit rickety and wonky.
Maybe you didn't organize the parts the right way? Or maybe you should have used some parts several times?
It doesn't matter. You worked hard, and you're proud of yourself!
While you have a rest, admiring your completed work, your mind starts wandering. You think about your position among the Gods. You think about this bully, who made your work so slow and painful.
This is now. Your time has come.
You are the Godess of Prostitution, and soon, everybody shall know and respect your name!
Congratulations!
All journeys have an end. To the notable exception of the ones which do not, of course. But this one does.
With grit and patience, you have reached the end, and for this, I respectfully bow to you.
Despite probably frustrating on occasions, I hope this strange trip gave you a little bit of joice and happiness.
Oh, and by the way: you and the God of Energy live happily ever after. Cheers!
Well. This is it.
Farewell, and be happy!
This will wipe your progress, FOREVER! You will have to start over from scratch. Are you sure?
Enable or disable the buttons to change menu skins.
BeetleJuice
BeetleJuice!
BEETLEJUICE!!!
👗
👹💥💥
👗
❄Click to freeze the time.
💧Click 3 times to use your stored time.
Time stored:
The frozen time starts melting.
The time is almost melted!
TIME FLOOD!
?
As soon as you inaugurate the lab, a mad scientist shows up and offers to take charge.
He says he can do amazing stuff, instantly, but he needs a HUGE amount of components.
He is wearing a suit, definitely a sign of trustworthiness, so you decide to let him rule the lab. And also, you don't really want to do it yourself and don't have anyone else to do the job.
You are curious though: how can he do researches instantly? You ask him, and he disdainfully replies, with a snork: "You're not the only god I'm doing business with. Doh."
You furiously want to smite him for his impudence, but he can be very useful, so you refrain yourself...
When you level up in a field of study, the cost in dollars goes up for ALL the fields of study.
The cost in dollars is multiplied by 10 000, the cost in body parts is multiplied by 10.
Downgrading is free and will level down the cost, but you will have to pay a second time if you want to level up again.
Each level will add 50 % productivity to the field of study (100 % with the God Deal "Science Beach!").
YOU KILLED THE SCIENTIST.
1 / 1
👗
?Maintain your click on a talent to get numerous levels WITHOUT wrist injury!
Of course, you still need enough ressources to buy all the levels. Don't push it.
👗
IF THIS IS DISPLAYED, THERE IS A BUG.
God of Strength
Godess of Beauty
God of Time
∆
∆
∆
God of LazinessGlowing? No thanks... That seems tiring...